Today, I heard that convicted Ponzi-schemer Bernie Madoff was attacked in prison.Quel surprise!
Come on Bernie!
Buff up.
Just because you're a huckster, doesn't mean you can't do a few crunches and pull-ups.
Look dude, you're gonna be in there for a while.
Perhaps you join a gang? Maybe 'befriend' a very large dude?
You have options.
Haven't you ever watched "Locked Up?"
You have nothing but time Mr. Madoff. The rules have changed a little. You can no longer get by on your wits and total lack of morals. Muscle is the currency where you are dog.
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